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Hold on to Your Hat
An old lady was standing at the railing
of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight
so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward,
but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady,
"I need both hands to
hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that
your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down
there is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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